⌈ Boofy1998 ⌋


if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances

(Source: cosimaniehaus223)

Depression: Don't tell me you understand because you get sad sometimes.
Insomnia: Don't tell me you're an insomniac because you missed a few nights of sleep.
Eating Disorder: Don't tell me you have an eating disorder because you missed a meal.
Bipolar: Don't tell me you're bipolar because you get mood swings on your period.
Anxiety: Don't tell me you have anxiety because you got nervous before an exam.
ADHD: Don't tell me you have ADHD because you're hyper sometimes
Schizophrenic: Don't tell me you're a schizo because you sometimes see shadows and hear sounds at night.
OCD: Don't tell me you to have ocd because you like to wash your hands after you eat.
Self harm: Don't tell me you understand because you once skinned your knee to get out of sport.
Suicidal: Don't tell me you too are suicidal because you would rather die then miss a concert.
Just don't.

⌈ Anonymously message me 3 things you want to know about me. ⌋

(Source: shitf4ced)


so i got in the shower right and like halfway through the shower i noticed there was a spider in the corner and the first thing out of my mouth was “first of all how dare you”.


Remember there was almost another twilight book but someone leaked it so Stephanie Meyer refused to finish and I’m 98% sure it was Robert Pattinson and god bless him


He’s never gonna live it down

A bit late, but happy birthday you doof.

⌈ Put a “Hey Babe” in my ask if you’d date me ⌋



I’ll get -6 messages

I’d get a bye babe

(Source: folie-a-rockandroll)


I’m always silent


I’m always silent


doubt you would…


doubt you would…