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⌈ Boofy1998 ⌋

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

"bisexuals are unfaithful and greedy"
you’re right. i have no faith in ur bitch ass attitude. i also want all of those brownies. no i will not share

irdeadite:

Wow, that’s a cool idea, I should try and write it!

[Tries to write it]

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(Source: iraffiruse)

ammit420:

horror movie synopsis

  • white family moves into house
  • the house got some shit in it
  • family refuses to acknowledge that they got some shit in they house
  • turns out that shit is some ultrashit

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

Me: I wanna do something
Anxiety:
Anxiety:
Anxiety:
Anxiety:
Anxiety:
Anxiety: No you dont
Me: But
Anxiety: No

marvelous-gallifrey:

takenbyabook:

beben-eleben:

Six-Word Stories That Are Absolutely Heart-Breaking

OH MY GOD.

You forgot the original six-word memoir by Hemingway - “For sale: baby shoes, never worn.” 

reservcirbitch:

family: *does something shitty*

me: you will not be thanked when I accept my oscar

(Source: greatsenpai)

me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
...
me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]