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⌈ Boofy1998 ⌋

badassmccall:

if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances

(Source: cosimaniehaus223)

Depression: Don't tell me you understand because you get sad sometimes.
Insomnia: Don't tell me you're an insomniac because you missed a few nights of sleep.
Eating Disorder: Don't tell me you have an eating disorder because you missed a meal.
Bipolar: Don't tell me you're bipolar because you get mood swings on your period.
Anxiety: Don't tell me you have anxiety because you got nervous before an exam.
ADHD: Don't tell me you have ADHD because you're hyper sometimes
Schizophrenic: Don't tell me you're a schizo because you sometimes see shadows and hear sounds at night.
OCD: Don't tell me you to have ocd because you like to wash your hands after you eat.
Self harm: Don't tell me you understand because you once skinned your knee to get out of sport.
Suicidal: Don't tell me you too are suicidal because you would rather die then miss a concert.
Just don't.

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(Source: shitf4ced)

stridersknowbest:

so i got in the shower right and like halfway through the shower i noticed there was a spider in the corner and the first thing out of my mouth was “first of all how dare you”.

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

Remember there was almost another twilight book but someone leaked it so Stephanie Meyer refused to finish and I’m 98% sure it was Robert Pattinson and god bless him

paperseverywhere:

He’s never gonna live it down

A bit late, but happy birthday you doof.

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imnotacoolblog:

undoubtedlygay:

I’ll get -6 messages

I’d get a bye babe

(Source: folie-a-rockandroll)

bairlybreathing:

I’m always silent

bairlybreathing:

I’m always silent

bairlybreathing:

doubt you would…

bairlybreathing:

doubt you would…